Rammstein vs Beyonce is a whole new level of crazy right now

Till Lindemann and Beyonce
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Celebrity mash-up wizard DJ Cummerbund has uncaged his latest bootleg, and we fear it might actually break the internet 

This time, our mystery man's feat of sonic alchemy is to combine the brute force metal of Rammstein with one of modern R&B legend Beyonce's biggest choruses. It's Waidmanns Heil versus Crazy In Love, and it's literally awesome. 

Adding to the madness are a perplexed looking Jay Z, some shouting from Metallica's James Hetfield, and and a solo from Kirk Hammett.  

"Queen Bey felt the need to get heavy," says Cummerbund, "so she joins Rammstein and friends on stage to brutally beat the audience into sonic submission."

Which sounds perfectly reasonable. 

Previous sonic sorcery from the magnificent Cummerbund includes a Bandersnatch-style mash-up adventure alongside more traditional examples of the artform including Tool vs. Justin BiebeOld Staind Road featuring Lil Nas X, Billy Ray Cyrus, Staind, Lynyrd Skynyrd and Nirvana, Alice In Chains vs. Katrina & The WavesRammstein vs. Wild CherryKiss vs. B-52'sEagles vs. Dragonforce with added Beyonce, Zeppelin vs. Greta Van FleetMetallica vs. Earth, Wind & FireOzzy Osbourne vs. Earth Wind & Fire, the Foo Fighters vs. funk king Rick JamesTwisted Sister vs. Blind Melon, and Rush vs. R&B superstar Kelis

Fraser Lewry

Online Editor at Louder/Classic Rock magazine since 2014. 38 years in music industry, online for 25. Also bylines for: Metal Hammer, Prog Magazine, The Word Magazine, The Guardian, The New Statesman, Saga, Music365. Former Head of Music at Xfm Radio, A&R at Fiction Records, early blogger, ex-roadie, published author. Once appeared in a Cure video dressed as a cowboy, and thinks any situation can be improved by the introduction of cats. Favourite Serbian trumpeter: Dejan Petrović.