Twitter is a weird place, isn’t it? A limit of 140 characters to send the world your thoughts and dreams and concerns and (more importantly) pictures of cats.
Of course we’re not talking about any old cats, we’re talking about evil black metal cats as our new favourite Twitter account proudly states. And is there not a more black metal animal than a cat? I mean, one particularly kvlt kitty even got a black metal legend voted into his local council...
Here’s 10 of our favourite black metal cats complete with suitably evil and ominous words capturing these fearful felines’ inner monologues perfectly.
Bravo on the nod to Mayhem in the Twitter bio too with ‘De mysteriis dom sathanas cattus’.
The night shall come when the hammer of Satan rises. You shall see our wrath, and you shall feel our hate. pic.twitter.com/BlON2t2L6pApril 29, 2019
This world shall be given to those who roam the paths of darkness. pic.twitter.com/L1ysmSZkgNApril 22, 2019
A warrior of northern twilight, I shall walk alone. pic.twitter.com/6vqjl97vyIApril 14, 2019
We speak the words of destruction, and sing the songs of death. pic.twitter.com/b4YwE0At7ZApril 10, 2019
With ice-cold eyes I stare back at the lame, shapeless statues. I have killed all my emotions. pic.twitter.com/AH1qmjSWgvApril 3, 2019
I watch the forlorn valleys and breathe the frozen air. Patiently, I wait until desolation rules. pic.twitter.com/0TVnzX2sHAMarch 26, 2019
The snow turns red, the lakes turn black, for we, storm-rulers of the two-horned empire, now wander eternal. pic.twitter.com/EztZYYAW7VMarch 13, 2019
For I am wrath, and the world my abattoir. pic.twitter.com/k8YvobfsytMarch 3, 2019
Suddenly, through the thick fog, we were alone. We were alone with an eternal silence. pic.twitter.com/k2CwbvuE9zFebruary 16, 2019
I am the one who rejoices in the dark. I admire the beauty of an open grave, and I seek comfort in decay. pic.twitter.com/PjBLFJjkP7February 6, 2019
I believe in doom. pic.twitter.com/Z5m8GuPqjDFebruary 3, 2019
As darkness falls, spirits are set free. This is where life begins, and where it will be everlasting. pic.twitter.com/isee7srrUgJanuary 31, 2019
God is dead. Now we'll slaughter his following, too. pic.twitter.com/fBxXmLLrEeNovember 25, 2018
Into the starless night, I follow the stench. Into the starless night, I must go. pic.twitter.com/eKtHlczAy6November 11, 2018
Horned father Satan, show them all your might. Unclean vermin, scum of the earth, bow your heads for the dark age. pic.twitter.com/8Og0TwQ2P0November 10, 2018
I am soldier of dark existence, in the grip of eternal frost. pic.twitter.com/tUP4IkHCC8September 13, 2018
I craved the silence and solitude of death in the stars. Instead, I feel chained and bound to this wretched earth. pic.twitter.com/dbguxEX3weAugust 21, 2018
In the gloomy chambers of our shadowed sanctum, we wait, half-mad with terror, to reap the slaughterous harvest which we have sown. pic.twitter.com/HaBVYZlkNiJuly 29, 2018
Everything here is so cold. Everything here is so dark. As in ancient times, fallen souls die behind my steps by following the freezing moon. pic.twitter.com/WwSJERuvByJuly 23, 2018
Throw down your laborious duties, break open your rusted shackles. Rise and conquer! pic.twitter.com/uPUgXz89k8July 18, 2018
I am the servant of sinister urge. I am the one with a heart forged in coal. pic.twitter.com/9TSqL7A4LTJuly 5, 2018
Entity of night, creature of damnation. Disciple of the fire, guardian of lord Satan's empire. pic.twitter.com/KX4NANcDnsJuly 4, 2018
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