Last year, we posted a story about a man doing something weird on the internet.
We're aware that the sentence above could refer to any number of men on the internet doing any number of weird things, but this time it was different. It was a man playing Metallica's Enter Sandman using a pair of dildos.
The reaction to the gentlemen's phallic performance was instant, and huge. It became one of the most popular stories we'd ever published. It was a boner bonanza. A tallywacker triumph. A johnson jubilee. A whirlwind of well-received whangers.
To be frank, we hoped we'd never, ever have to publish such a story again.
The video was made with support from 66Samus's Patreon followers, who, it would appear, actually pay money for this sort of thing. We salute them.
And we salute 66Samus. And his silicon sausages.