Watch this web nutter play AC/DC's Back In Black using a pair of glistening dildos

Dildo drumsticks — (Image credit: YouTube)

Last year, we posted a story about a man doing something weird on the internet.

We're aware that the sentence above could refer to any number of men on the internet doing any number of weird things, but this time it was different. It was a man playing Metallica's Enter Sandman using a pair of dildos.

The reaction to the gentlemen's phallic performance was instant, and huge. It became one of the most popular stories we'd ever published. It was a boner bonanza. A tallywacker triumph. A johnson jubilee. A whirlwind of well-received whangers.

To be frank, we hoped we'd never, ever have to publish such a story again.

But now he's back. YouTuber 66Samus has returned with a new pair of rubbery companions, and this time he's put them to work performing the drum part to AC/DC's classic Back In Black.

The video was made with support from 66Samus's Patreon followers, who, it would appear, actually pay money for this sort of thing. We salute them.

And we salute 66Samus. And his silicon sausages.

Online Editor at Louder/Classic Rock magazine since 2014. 40 years in music industry, online for 27. Also bylines for: Metal Hammer, Prog Magazine, The Word Magazine, The Guardian, The New Statesman, Saga, Music365. Former Head of Music at Xfm Radio, A&R at Fiction Records, early blogger, ex-roadie, published author. Once appeared in a Cure video dressed as a cowboy, and thinks any situation can be improved by the introduction of cats. Favourite Serbian trumpeter: Dejan Petrović.