Bill Bailey confirmed to be writing a song for Eurovision 2022 and we’re expecting it to be gloriously bonkers
The metal-loving comedian Bill Bailey is prepping to give the UK a fighting chance at winning next year’s Eurovision with a new song
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If you didn’t catch 2021’s Eurovision, here’s the short story: the UK performed a passable but evidently disappointing entry and returned home with a total of zero points. To save the Brits from yet another year of failure, comedian and Strictly Come Dancing champ Bill Bailey has revealed that he's working on a song he hopes will “inject a bit of fun” into the competition.
Shortly after the results were announced, Bailey took to Twitter to declare that he’d “be happy to throw [his] hat in the ring”, and create the UK’s next Eurovision entry.
Making an appearance at last night’s BAFTA TV Awards, the comedian confirmed that his offer was serious, and that he's already working on a song for 2022.
Reflecting on the UK’s efforts - made this year made by James Newman with his song Embers - the Radio Times reports Bailey telling fellow comic Tom Allen, “Do you know what? I was writing [a Eurovision song] today. This very day… because I just thought, why not? Come on, we’ve not been doing well lately.”
“It couldn’t have gone worse. We need to inject a bit of fun, I think.”
Previously, the virtuoso comic told Good Morning Britain that he considered Newman’s song to be “a bit underwhelming” and thought the UK should be putting forward songs that “celebrate the eccentricity of Britishness”.
He went on to suggest: “We should focus on the performance, the visuals of it, make it into a huge celebration of Britishness, with some great hooks! Maybe some guitar, maybe some cowbells.”
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“There has to be a bit more drama, a bit more theatre. Because that’s what this show is about, Eurovision is a huge celebration. Some of it is totally bonkers".
Fingers crossed, Bailey will retain the taste of victory for next year's Eurovision, after his win on 2020's Strictly Come Dancing. One of his most notable performances saw him strut the stage to Metallica's Enter Sandman during the competition's semi-finals.

Liz manages Louder's social media channels and works on keeping the sites up to date with the latest news from the world of rock and metal. Prior to joining Louder as a full time staff writer, she completed a Diploma with the National Council for the Training of Journalists and received a First Class Honours Degree in Popular Music Journalism. She enjoys writing about anything from neo-glam rock to stoner, doom and progressive metal, and loves celebrating women in music.
