My Dying Bride’s Aaron Stainthorpe's Top 10 books to get you through self-isolation
If you are stuck what to do while hiding out at home to wait for this whole Coronavirus thing to blow over, My Dying Bride's Aaron Stainthorpe has you covered with ten books to
Unless you live under a rock (and have no internet connection... wait. How are you reading this?!), you will be well aware of the affect covid-19 or coronavirus is having on the world. Many countries have been advised to self-isolate, with numerous businesses and, even more tragically, gigs and festivals being cancelled – at least for the next month.
But what are we supposed to do with no socialisation, no beers, no sweaty mosh pits, trapped within the four walls of our own hea- I mean, homes?
Well before the world devolves into an electricity-free post-apocalyptic war zone*, we thought we'd make sure you are well prepared with a stack of brilliant, inspirational, old-school paper books that require only a literate mind and perhaps some candlelight to devour – all recommended by My Dying Bride’s Aaron Stainthorpe.
In no particular order, but saving the best 'til last, here are 10 books that'll help you wait out this inevitable armageddon*.
*Sensationalist language used for comedic effect, please do not use this as an excuse to stock pile bog roll or clear the shelves of Asda's soap and sanitiser aisles.
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Content Provider: Selected Short Prose Pieces, 2011–2016 by Stewart Lee
<p>The next one is <em>Content Provider by Stewart Lee – who is my favourite comedian. While it’s not a novel it’s still a book, and you asked what my top 10 books were! It’s full of the nutty stuff that he’s written for various newspapers - a lot of it is surreal and a bit weird. He’s such a great craftsman of amazing satirical jokes. <p>The whole book is filled with his mad ramblings and he sometimes goes off on a tangent yet manages to come back and make it all okay again. He’s a hilarious comedian and I highly recommend people go and see him.The Language of Thorns: Midnight Tales and Dangerous Magic by Leigh Bardugo
<p>Next up is<em> The Language of Thorns by Leigh Bardugo. I managed to get a beautifully illustrated version of this book. It’s a collection of fables I suppose, or fairy tales if you like. It’s really well written; some of them sort of link to familiar fairy tales we’ve all learnt as we grow up. <p> There’s a little bit of a twist on some of those classics and as I say, it’s very well illustrated and a lovely book. Because it’s a collection of short stories it’s easy to sort of dip in and out of. You don’t need to sit there and read the whole thing in one go. <p>In fact, it’s probably better not to, because then you’ll end up getting all the different fables all mixed up and the character in the first story… you’ll probably end up getting confused with them being in the fourth.
My Dying Bride: The Ghost Of Orion
1. Your Broken Shore
2. To Outlive The Gods
3. Tired Of Tears
4. The Solace
5. The Long Black Land
6. The Ghost Of Orion
7. The Old Earth
8. Your Woven Shore
My Dying Bride’s new album The Ghost Of Orion is out now via Nuclear Blast, available to purchase here.
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