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Simon Dice - The Old Van album review

The best Sleaze you can get this month

Cover Art for Simon Dice - The Old Van

If singer Sebastian Bach was from Costa Rica (and honestly, why isn’t he? It seems like his kinda place), this is the band he’d put together.

The Old Van is an album of alcohol/gas-guzzling party-rock with absolutely zero on its mind aside from the next pretty girl and the next lost weekend. Every song’s a hit. I mean there’s only four of them, but still.