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The 11 best metal songs about wizards

Ian McKellern as Gandalf in the Lord Of The Rings movie
(Image credit: New Line Productions)

With the much-anticipated Lord Of The Rings prequel The Rings Of Power set to land on September 2, we’re ready to re-immerse ourselves in the world of elves, hobbits and wizards.

Oh yes, wizards. They‘ve been a staple of the heavy metal canon since the very birth of the genre – the second track on Black Sabbath’s debut album is called The Wizard, fer Gandalf’s sake! Since then, countless bands have written songs celebrating beardy dudes with long hats and flowing robes (and occasionally Harry Potter). So fire up your winds and get ready to be spellbound by the 11 best metal songs about wizards…

11. Overlorde – Ogre Wizard (2004)

An irresistible singalong from these New Jersey-based veteran metal warriors who released one EP in 1987 and a startlingly excellent debut album 17 years later. The 2004 LP proved this cult quartet still had plenty of new fun to offer, especially this squealing rampage about a bloodthirsty wizard and his band of fighting ogres.

10. Uriah Heep – The Wizard (1973)

Uriah Heep were one of the earliest metal bands, unfashionably revelling in their own very ’eaviness with their 1970 debut title. However, their Wizard was a mystical ballad, virtually a love song to “the wizard of a thousand kings”. Like the titular character in the Sabbath song of the same name, Heep’s wizard has a whiff of the hippy guru about him, declaring “Everybody’s got to be happy” and “know the joy of life and peace that love can bring.”


9. Legend – The Wizard’s Vengeance (1979)

Early adopters of the heavy metal umlaut, these short-lived Connecticut Vikings released one heinously rare, quietly innovative LP of true cult epic HM before disappearing back into the shadows. Only 500 copies were pressed and the album has never been officially reissued, yet Slough Feg later covered this ripping yarn about a wizard returning to overthrow the king after fifteen years of “mixing potions, sifting powders” and “experiments of bloody torture.”


8. Blind Guardian – Wizard’s Crown (1988)

A thrilling burst of raw 80s sorcery, Wizard’s Crown was actually a rewrite of the first song on the band’s first demo from 1985, released under their previous name Lucifer’s Heritage. Originally it was called Halloween, and concerned vampires rather than wizards. This version’s protagonist plans to usurp the wizard on Halloween (when else?), but his mind can’t contain such powerful secrets. Some say the wizard is Aleister Crowley, others think Sauron…


7. Megadeth – Five Magics (1990)

Megadeth mainman and as-yet-unborn-again Christian Dave Mustaine has one last stab at summoning occult sorceries on this key text in metal wizard lore. “Bestow upon me knowledge, wizard all-knowing, all wise,” MegaDave implored – except on the re-recorded 2004 remaster, when he decided magic was more important. Any all-knowing, all-wise wizard would have advised him not to re-record it in the first place.


6. Emperor – I Am The Black Wizards (1994)

There’s an aura of cryptic sorcery throughout all of Emperor’s legendary debut, most explicitly in the mind-boggling grammar of this grandiose proclamation. “My wizards are many, but their essence is mine,” shrieks Ishahn, with lyrics by Mortiis. Both men were barely 18 years old, so we can forgive them for bragging about it.


5. Municipal Waste – The Mountain Wizard (2003)

No mucking about from Virginian crossover thrashers Municipal Waste, who take little over a minute to present the story of a misanthropic wizard casting a spell of destruction on the human race. Earthquakes, lightning and fire rain down with a wave of his staff, and he smiles as he counts the bodies; “Heed the fucking wizard” is the advice to take away from this one.


4. Rhapsody – Magic Of The Wizard’s Dream (2004)

The Italian masters of Baroque symphonic fantasy got Christopher Lee into metal with this song, casting the legendary actor as the Wizard King narrator on four albums and inviting him back to sing on the 2005 single - including the French, German and Italian versions. The experience excited the great man so much he launched his own symphonic metal project aged 88.


3. Reverend Bizarre – Fucking Wizard (2005)

We find Reverend Bizarre’s Albert Witchfinder at his randiest on this Sabbathian doom dirge by the much-missed Finns, declaring himself “the warlock of carnal lust” and exhaustively mining humorous juxtapositions between the worlds of smut and sorcery with lines like “With my magick I expel your demon, Divining Rod and Blessed Semen (whoa!)”, “I shall build my church inside your flesh” and, of course, “Darkness falls, penetrating my balls”.


2. Electric Wizard – Wizard In Black (1997)

The classic “drugs, sex, every sort of filth” sample from The Living Dead At The Manchester Morgue doesn’t have much to do with wizardry, but it ushers in a cosmic horror tale concerning a megalomaniacal sorcerer of unimaginable power. Not content to just realign destiny, he summons “eye of ultra soul” whereupon “freedom rays awaken the chosen ones”. But what happened next? Feels like the wizard in black deserves a sequel…


1. Black Sabbath – The Wizard (1970)

Metal’s fascination with wizardry dates back to its adopted birthday, Friday 13th February 1970, the day Black Sabbath’s debut album came out. Just after Satan comes around the bend, the titular enchanter appears out of the mist, but his magic is more benign than many subsequent heavy metal sorcerers. With his “funny clothes” and “tinkling bell”, it’s little wonder that “everyone’s happy when the wizard walks by.”

Chris has been writing about heavy metal since 2000, specialising in true/cult/epic/power/trad/NWOBHM and doom metal at now-defunct extreme music magazine Terrorizer. Since joining the Metal Hammer famileh in 2010 he developed a parallel career in kids' TV, winning a Writer's Guild of Great Britain Award for BBC1 series Little Howard's Big Question as well as writing episodes of Danger Mouse, Horrible Histories, Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed and The Furchester Hotel. His hobbies include drumming (slowly), exploring ancient woodland and watching ancient sitcoms.