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Tweet Surrender

Who claims to have the ocular power of a big cat? Who cried at the new Star Wars trailer? And who inadvertently channeled Alan Partridge? Find out in this week’s Tweet Surrender.

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We’re ready.

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Go on.

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Shut the front door. Will life ever be the same?

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You can’t leave a group of children unsupervised without them going viral with a xylophone-led version of Crazy Train.

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The latest Star Wars trailer got everyone of a certain age moist-eyed and giddy. We cried too, when we remembered Jar Jar Binks. The lanky abomination.

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Some people call this ‘The Breakfast Of Champions’. Others call it ‘There’s No Milk In The Fridge’.

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Keith Morris looks as though he’s stepped on a piece of Lego.

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We think Alan Partridge hacked the former LostAlone frontman’s account that day.

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We’re pretty sure you can get drops for that.

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Mark can always console himself that those are the very people who shout at the TV – usually because someone’s chalice wasn’t as shiny as it was described in the book.

Born in 1976 in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, Simon Young has been a music journalist for over twenty years. His fanzine, Hit A Guy With Glasses, enjoyed a one-issue run before he secured a job at Kerrang! in 1999. His writing has also appeared in Classic RockMetal HammerProg, and Planet Rock. His first book, So Much For The 30 Year Plan: Therapy? — The Authorised Biography is available via Jawbone Press.