Kiss: Love Gun (Deluxe Edition)

Sex pistol repolished to an uncomfortable sheen.

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Gene Simmons says of this two-CD set: “The only thing our tunes hopefully have is some catchy melodies and something you can sing along with.” It’s true. With a running time of a little over 30 minutes, Love Gun, Kiss’s sixth studio album (1977), is chock-full of snappy, three-minute pop-metal diamonds, among them a trio of crown-jewel classics: I Stole Your Love, Shock Me (with Ace Frehley’s debut lead vocal) and the title track.

There are plenty of bolt-on goodies: sleevenotes by Def Leppard’s Joe Elliott; Ken Kelly’s preliminary album-cover sketch, rejected by Kiss due to its absence of ‘fetish girls’; the stories behind the songs; a slew of demos and live tracks, only one of which (Reputation) has been released before.

But the potential for this to be the greatest deluxe edition of all time is ruined by a too-clean remastering job, plus, if truth be told, a track that has dated badly in Christine Sixteen. Simmons’ sleazy spoken-word passage, which was somewhat buried in the original, now sounds too crisp’n’clear for comfort: ‘I don’t usually say things like this to girls your age, but when I saw you coming out of school that day… That day I knew – I KNEW – I’ve got to have you, I’ve got to have you.‘The lyric ‘She’s been around but she’s young and clean’ doesn’t help either.

Of course, one should place the song in the context of the era: the lascivious 1970s. But like a TV repeat of Mind Your Language, it doesn’t sit comfortably in these more enlightened times./o:p