If you've ever worn a band t-shirt and hung out with an elitist prick, chances are you'll have been mercilessly grilled on your love of said band asked to name every single B-side they've ever written. In order.
And because these gatekeepers are so easy to wind up, it'll be super-easy to bait them with these ever-so-slightly wrong nu metal shirts.
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Referring to Marilyn Manson as the God Of Funk, for example. Korn spelled with a C. Limp Bizkits, Slapknot, Rage About The Machine... all subtle changes guaranteed to disgruntle any metalhead who can't take a joke.
Designed by SlightlyWrong, there are also loads of movie shirts that are just as fun.
Head over to the online store (opens in new tab) now and pick up a shirt now! We really want the Motorhead/Radiohead one.