The 10 best metal Christmas songs ever

King Diamond's No Presents For Christmas EP
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We've polished off the brandy, scoffed the chocs and someone is cracking open the Advocaat– it must be Christmas! But here at Metal Hammer we're not fans of the usual Christmas carols or listening to Wham! for the tenth time that day. Instead, we fancy something a little heavier at this time of year. 

So, we’ve have assembled the ten best heavy metal Christmas songs for the ultimate merry sleighlist of reindeer-ripping metal Crimbo classics. Enjoy!

King Diamond – No Presents For Christmas

Even on his debut solo endeavour, you can trust King Diamond to tackle such credibility-baiting seasonal high-camp with fearless conviction, nailing the inherent comedy of the concept while still offering up an explosive Christmas cracker of a tune that stands up with his best work, a righteous heads-down barrage of infectious theatrical heavy metal that puts fists in the air and delirious grins on the face.

Bad News – Cashing In On Christmas

In the words of Bad News bassist Colin Grigson – aka much-missed comedy legend Rik Mayall – “My uncle owns the record company and he assures me that was heavy metal.” A perfect parody of the artistically bankrupt cash-in Christmas single, this artfully awful ditty is best heard on Bad News’s 1988 Bootleg album, with the band arguing all over the playback (“We’re a heavy metal band, we’ve still got some credibility haven’t we?”).

Korn - Kidnap The Sandy Claws

The clear highlight of the Nightmare Revisited album that features the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack covered by a host of alternative acts, Korn's rollocking take on this mischievous and decidedly unfestive Danny Elfman number is an absolute hoot. If you want to make sure Jolly Old Saint Nick doesn't go near your chimney this year, this is the song to blast loud and proud.

Tankard – Fuck Christmas

With this direct blast of belligerent punk-metal, Germany’s drunkest thrash hooligans take a cynical swipe at the rampant corporate exploitation of the festive season, making a fairly serious political point even while snarling the irresistibly catchy title over grudging sleigh bells (although Gerre delivers the closing line, “He was fucking born in August anyway,” with perfect comic timing).

Type O Negative – Red Water (Christmas Mourning)

One of Type O Negative’s mightiest slabs of gloom – and one of Pete Steele’s best vocal performances – Red Water is all frostbitten atmospherics, depressive sleigh bells and radiant seasonal gloom, playing around with the melody and lyrics of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, but the sheer force of the song’s conviction is perhaps more surprising, given the band’s mordant sarcasm and arch self-deprecation.

Trans-Siberian Orchestra – Christmas Dreams

Christmas Dreams neatly exemplifies symphonic prog-metal collective Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s blend of Lloyd Webber melodrama, stately metallic grandeur and transatlantic schmaltz, but if you want Xmas atmos you’re spoilt for choice with TSO; this is their third Christmas-based rock opera (after 1996’s Christmas Eve And Other Stories and 1998’s The Christmas Attic), and their best-selling, astonishingly certified double platinum in the USA!

Twisted Sister – Heavy Metal Christmas 

Christmas has always been important to Twisted Sister; they were ‘fessing up to stealing the melody from O Come All Ye Faithful for We’re Not Gonna Take It years before they covered the carol, on this fairly excruciating collection of jingle balls. Full marks though for these hilariously tenuous metallised lyrics to The Twelve Days Of Christmas, and especially to the bass and drums going joyously shitnuts.

Ronnie James Dio and Tony Iommi – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Recorded with ex-Quiet Riot bassist Rudy Sarzo and ex-AC/DC and Dio drummer Simon Wright, this majestic late-period ‘Diommi’ take on the evergreen mid-18th century English carol is an elegant slab of wrought-iron Gothic epic doom, Ronnie’s voice soaring with what Metal Hammer journo Malcolm Dome once poetically dubbed “the grace of a thousand golden eagles” over Iommi’s almighty tones.

Halford – We Three Kings

Even the Metal God snuck out a solo album of Christmas covers when no one was looking, and this galloping, jubilant rendition of the mid-19th century American carol emerges triumphant from the decidedly variable platter, impressing and amusing with its audacity but breathing new life into the familiar school-assembly melodies, with Roy Z a reliably inventive and classy presence on guitar.

Nightwish - Walking In The Air

An inspired cover of That Song From The Snowman, Tarja Turunen's powerful, operatic vocals are a natural fit, while the added woodwind instrumentation and symphonic sweeps elevate this from a potentially hokey rehash into a genuinely stirring new take. By the time the guitars and drums kick in, you'll want to be flying high above a snow-capped landscape - all while throwing the horns, of course.

Chris Chantler

Chris has been writing about heavy metal since 2000, specialising in true/cult/epic/power/trad/NWOBHM and doom metal at now-defunct extreme music magazine Terrorizer. Since joining the Metal Hammer famileh in 2010 he developed a parallel career in kids' TV, winning a Writer's Guild of Great Britain Award for BBC1 series Little Howard's Big Question as well as writing episodes of Danger Mouse, Horrible Histories, Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed and The Furchester Hotel. His hobbies include drumming (slowly), exploring ancient woodland and watching ancient sitcoms.

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